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liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

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peppergoat:

i would sell my family souls to the devil just to eskimo kiss her 

peppergoat:

i would sell my family souls to the devil just to eskimo kiss her 

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tagged: #lucy

  yugichrist said: hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood

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natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

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xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

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jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

jaideputa:

 Hipster Final Boss

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sixpenceee:

that-fine-notebook:

ELLIE- HELP ME OUT… PLEASE

Ellie - Help me out, please… is a free mystery horror puzzle game for iPhone, iPad and iPod touch that challenges you to help Ellie find a way out from the room she is trapped in.

Itunes [X]

I’ve been seeing a lot of praise for “Five Nights at Freddy’s” of how it changes up the usual horror formula, and I figured it would be nice to raise awareness for a game which also has some twists of it’s own.

Ellie, overall, is a very creepy, unsettling and well-made game that really forces the player to think. Through out the game, all you are doing is guiding Ellie to freedom, however, as freedom draws near the truth behind the game begins to unfold… that is… if you don’t let the "kidnapper" win. This short game knows, in my opinion, how to put it’s players on edge, as well as leaving players questioning. 

This game was also made by the same people who made “Murder Room" (I’ll probably make a post for that one, too.), another horror game which has garnered a lot of praise.

 ELLIE WALKTHROUGH [X]

(I don’t know, sixpenceee, what do you think of Ellie? You are the horror expert of tumblr, so I would very much like to have your opinion on this.)

The walkthrough looks pretty spooky! I’ll download it later and play. Here’s one for people requesting games for smart phones.

Thank you for this :)

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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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jacobsuxx:

Lady GaGa - “Dance in the Dark”

"The record is about a girl who likes to have sex with the lights off, because she’s embarrassed about her body. She doesn’t want her man to see her naked. She will be free, and she will let her inner animal out, but only when the lights are out.

She doesn’t feel free without the moon. These lyrics are a way for me to talk about how I believe women and some men feel innately insecure about themselves all the time. It’s not sometimes, it’s not in adolescence, it’s always.

The song isn’t called ‘Dance in the Light,’ I’m not a gospel singer trying to cross people over. What I’m saying is, ‘I get it. I feel you, I feel the same way, and it’s OK.’”

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thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

thesylverlining:

unexplained-events:

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

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