"Eve ate the apple for the love of knowledge and learning, but Adam ate merely because she asked him."
-Donna Woolfolk Cross
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD
No comments on Thor in an apron(or dress) in the background?
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
people who think jumping off a building and falling 100+ metres into a pile of hay or flower petals and then emerging unscathed is realistic but a female assassin isn’t
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!
The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events. More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page. The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.
This is the best thing I have seen all day